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New topic: Don't Raid the Easter Baskets

Marley pulled the Easter basket over and robbed it of the real e... (read more)
Posted by Lady - March 27, 2011 at 2:09 pm

New topic: ralfee backtalks to grandma

my dog ralfee wanted to go out to play on our screened in porch ... (read more)
Posted by imashe - March 21, 2011 at 6:38 pm

New topic: Washing machine incident....

When I first got Dixie, she was only one pound and fit in the pa... (read more)
Posted by anitadeluca - February 7, 2011 at 3:44 pm

Real Softy
I can see the after the fact humor glad she didn't fall into the...
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Posted by cjosie - October 19, 2015 at 11:40 am

New topic: Brushing your dogs teeth

Mr. Reggie loves to brush his own teeth every morning which is s... (read more)
Posted by flaotnurse20 - October 31, 2010 at 11:08 am

New topic: Little Home Maker

When there is a spot of sunlight on the floor of our house, Gert... (read more)
Posted by Chloe-ClaraMom - August 12, 2010 at 9:02 am

New topic: Tiny Dog Tales

I hope it is appropriate for me to mention another site and to s... (read more)
Posted by Max of - July 19, 2010 at 1:01 pm

New topic: Paper trainning

I have always had small dogs and always paper trained them for b... (read more)
Posted by sabby1543 - July 5, 2010 at 1:39 pm

Paper Training
We have a flat wooden box with a tiny rim around it that holds n...
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Posted by Chloe-ClaraMom - August 12, 2010 at 8:59 am

New topic: spoil sports

We were on a lovely walk around the country side in Spain where ... (read more)
Posted by cookie - February 22, 2010 at 11:21 am

New topic: Mini Sirloin Burger Jingle...

Roscoe doesnt do tricks or stop barking when we tell him to... B... (read more)
Posted by ameeli - November 20, 2009 at 9:36 pm

New topic: Cleaning up toys

I have to admit that my doxie Harley is pretty well behaved, but... (read more)
Posted by Newbyrd1 - November 10, 2009 at 6:37 pm

New topic: purple pooper

I have a mulberry tree in the side yard. I was picking the berri... (read more)
Posted by wigglebutt68 - September 10, 2009 at 7:51 pm

What does take mulberry stains off of a doxie's butt? And have y...
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Posted by chewysmom - September 13, 2009 at 9:42 pm

New topic: Laser Tag...

Link goes WILD over the red laser is sooo funny t... (read more)
Posted by link123 - August 3, 2009 at 4:31 pm

Volley Ball
Petunia could care less about the lazer pointer. She acts as if ...
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Posted by LisaDiane - August 10, 2009 at 8:33 am

laser tag
Emmett does the same thing! He is addicted to it. He wants you...
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Posted by realestategirl - August 19, 2009 at 9:48 am

okay I will
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Posted by sassy799 - January 24, 2010 at 8:48 pm

Laser tag
Our dogs love the laser too!! They especially love it if you sh...
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Posted by mooseman691 - January 9, 2011 at 5:01 pm

New topic: Wonderdog!

Isaac has always loved water well and he was of course bred to h... (read more)
Posted by Isaac97 - July 1, 2009 at 3:28 pm

New topic: playing ball!

okay, Emmett has a new thing! He gets all his energy at the sam... (read more)
Posted by realestategirl - April 15, 2009 at 1:02 pm

OK that is hi-LARIOUS
I think Emmett is jealous of one of you.... I laughed and laughe...
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Posted by CoolDogWalter (Site Administrator) - April 16, 2009 at 12:11 am

How do doxies get in bed?
they're called doggie stairs! We have four sets in our house! Tw...
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Posted by lolasmomma - April 21, 2009 at 8:49 pm

I bought two ramps from (seems like misnomer, bu...
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Posted by teacherspet - October 29, 2009 at 8:52 pm

Emmett won't let me kiss my husband! He will be in the recliner ...
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Posted by realestategirl - July 18, 2009 at 9:20 pm

Getting into Bed
We made little carpeted ramps for the girls. Thy go flying up th...
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Posted by Kimberly - June 20, 2009 at 12:02 pm

Too Cute!!!
When we go to the dog park, Cyndi will chase her chuck-it ball f...
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Posted by chewysmom - July 5, 2009 at 4:12 pm

Louis the 50 ft. dachshund is a basketball whiz!
His favorite game is (was) "throw the ball in the toilet, then b...
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Posted by barbara318 - August 11, 2010 at 3:47 pm

New topic: i droped me toy !

Ferdinand chews his toys on our laps but he loves to drop it on ... (read more)
Posted by Ferdinand - April 8, 2009 at 1:03 pm

Ha! Sounds like a classic baby!
I would not be able to resist picking the toy up for Ferdie eith...
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Posted by Suzy (Site Administrator) - April 11, 2009 at 10:13 pm

oh yeah!
My Emmett will drop his toy behind the couch and then bark at us...
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Posted by realestategirl - April 13, 2009 at 11:11 am

Good Idea!
A new variation of the tennis ball launcher (in reverse)! Macy d...
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Posted by chewysmom - May 31, 2009 at 6:50 pm

Hold it for me!
Petunia brings her raw hides and expects me to hold it for her t...
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Posted by LisaDiane - April 14, 2009 at 11:48 am

Doggie Bones
Lily got into the habit when she was a baby of having Daddy hold...
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Posted by Kimberly - June 20, 2009 at 12:04 pm

doxies and their mind games!
My Willow does these things too! I laughed out loud about the r...
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Posted by willowsmom - April 18, 2009 at 9:43 pm

It drives Lola's dad crazy!
she will purposly knock toys off the couch with her nose, then l...
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Posted by lolasmomma - April 21, 2009 at 8:43 pm

I dropped me toy!
Of course they do....we are there to serve them and they know it...
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Posted by mooseman691 - January 9, 2011 at 5:09 pm

New topic: Oliver Digs his Digs!

Hey, if you want to watch a quick, funny video, take a look at t... (read more)
Posted by KJ - March 22, 2009 at 5:34 pm

Oliver's video
That is so funny! I love when he stops and looks up at you;-)
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Posted by willowsmom - March 29, 2009 at 4:48 pm

Hot Diggity Dog!!!
What a little weiner Oliver is! Looks like he's practicing for t...
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Posted by chewysmom - June 6, 2009 at 9:00 pm

New topic: Doxies Love to Walk, but not hike!!

My late Doxie Kodi used to camp with us every year at Big Sur Ca... (read more)
Posted by SassyDoxies - March 13, 2009 at 1:42 pm

What a great story! Thanks for sharing!
Awesome memory of your sweet baby Kodi.
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Posted by Suzy (Site Administrator) - March 17, 2009 at 2:42 pm

How far was the hike?
Missy loves to walk with us and hike. Maybe our hills aren't as...
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Posted by BettyinToronto - April 25, 2009 at 9:07 am

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